CAKE BY THE OCEAN
You're a real-life fantasy
But you're movin' so carefully
Let's start livin' dangerously

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CAKE BY THE OCEAN
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Sealey Muir. Selkie. Marine biology boss and beach clean-up babe. Also I'm on the swim team!
                                           

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Anonymous

what are your feelings on normies?

I don’t really like them for polluting the ocean but eh, I don’t really wanna have any enemies, normies included. Maybe if we told them sea monsters existed, they’d ease up on putting trash in the ocean even!

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Anonymous

what's your weirdest sexual fantasy?

I’ve always wanted to suck a dick under the tablecloth of a partner’s fancy ass dinner party. Or while we’re in a room with someone else sleeping nearby. Or while they’re on a phone call with someone! Just anything where we might get caught because they can’t hold in how good I’m making them feel is like… yeah, that’s hot. And dangerous. And hot.

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honesty hour!

Anonymous

Which jonas brother is your favorite?

I’ve always been a Nick kind of guy. Or, okay, not always, but ever since he became the hot one, I was forced to stan. Anyone remember that song Chains? It’s…. it’s so so good.

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honesty hour!

Anonymous

Would you rather win the lottery or work at the perfect job? And why?

I’d totally rather win the lottery! I’m not sure there’s such thing as a “perfect job” because working is boring even if you like what you’re working at, and how many people can say they’ve won the lottery?! It’d be such a fun story!

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honesty hour!

Anonymous

Top five hottest monsters at monster u?

WOW, that’s a toughie! Let’s just say @skyethunder, @sireenagaea, @theeclairvoyant, @charlottewebb, and @franklinsteinz? And hopefully no one will notice that the best boy ever is the first one I named.

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honesty hour!

Anonymous

Thoughts on sky monsters?

I mean… I know what I’ve always been told about sky monsters but I have to be honest… the ones I’ve met here at Monster U make me think maybe everything I’ve been taught is cablooey.

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Anonymous

What turns you on?

Lots of stuff! The first thing that comes to mind aside from @skyethunder and literally anything he does is anticipation. And I don’t just mean edging although that’s cool too! I mean more like knowing there’s light at the end of a tunnel that is a long day. Having to wait a week for something you’ve wanted every second of every day leading up to that? It leaves me shaking!

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